Which of the following things should be a cause for alarm?
(feel free to pick more than one)
- That I spent the afternoon watching Spinal Tap?
- That I became obsessed over identifying the soccer jersey worn by Harry Shearer in the Airport scene?
- That I was able to identify said jersey in under 60 seconds on the internets?
- That I recognized the name of team, even though they play in the 4th division of English soccer?
Personally of course, I find all four perfectly reasonable; I understand that mine may not be the majority opinion among my vast readership.
If you’d like to know more about my soccer sickness, go read Footballs Are Round.