Monthly Archives: May 2005

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“America does not know the difference between sex and money. It treats sex like money because it treats sex as a medium of exchange, and it treats money like sex because it expects its money to get pregnant and reproduce.” … Continue reading

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AP OR ONION?

That’s right ladies and gentlemen, it’s time once again for America’s most loved yet least known game: AP OR ONION? You know the rules: I give the headline, and you decide if it is a straight news story from the … Continue reading

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EBERT RULES

Roger Ebert is not just a movie reviewer, he’s one of the finest prose writers of our day. As evidence, I offer you this line from his review of the remake of “The Longest Yard”. “There is a sense in … Continue reading

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YES!

Here we see Dave drinking the ceremonial final cup of coffee, and giving us a manual indication of his feelings on this, the last day of school.

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ANNIVERSARY

Saturday was the third anniversary of DaveTown. That’s DaveTown the blog, as opposed to DaveTown the musical (“I laughed, I cried; it was better than cats” says the Daily Oklahoman), DaveTown the video game (rated E for everyone; coming later … Continue reading

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USGS Earthquake Hazards Program: Earthquake Report: OKLAHOMA

Apparently, I survived an earthquake yesterday evenng. Whew….

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BURNING QUESTION OF THE DAY

Here at DaveTown, as you regular readers know, we only tackle the important, relevant questions of our times. Today’s Question: Hey Dave, what happens if you put a CD through your shredder . . . twice? This is what happens … Continue reading

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COMMUNIST BEATDOWN

May Day used to be the day that Communist countries would shine up the tanks and missles and hold parades in honor of the glorious path of Marx, Stalin, Mao, and the rest of those idiots. Catallarchy has multiple posts … Continue reading

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