I was very young when I first realized I had super-powers.
I can remain invisible for extended periods of time. Junior High, for example.
I can bend time and space so as to be alone in crowded rooms.
I have unbridled ability to alienate even the most steadfast of lovers.
I’ve never been anything but impervious to good advice.
In my classroom, I can fly right over the heads of students with no effort.
I can see through the folly of non-procrastination.
I can make money disappear.
Stan Lee wanted to put my life in four-color panels, but in the end said no one would believe it. He went with “Hellboy” instead.